Bi-weekly updates for August.
Troops section in progress!
Mars, of course.
Do Adepta Sororitas come from Venus?
Talon:And guardsmen come from Uranus! Huh huh huh.
@peachpunk: Guardsmen come from Schindelgeist IV
@peachpunk: nonsense! Guardsmen come from Cadia- oh, umm...
Talon: Hey, there's still Korolis, Solar Mariatus, Kalisus and that shit hole Prosan. And Kasr Holn! That's where I was trained. Cadia's more than Cadia Prime, yo. I take offence to that!
@peachpunk: All are men are created equality, except mutants and psykers.
Also Congrats on the 100th post
@LordOfWar867: "Such is life on Volg."
@Señor Turtle: Amen to that.
@peachpunk: Cadia was a S**t hole anyway. It was that way even before the first black crusade. If you ask Abaddon did us a favor. The Shock Troopers were kinda crap (excluding the 8th) when they weren't hiding behind their trenches and defensive guns. If they had sent in the Spiders we would have already killed Abaddon and have his head hanging from the barrels of one of our Russ's. All hail Spiders!!!
@Sarukin: THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!
Jajajajajaja well, it will be a real merit if the techpriest has everything in its proper place
Always make sure to store your backup Techpriest in a barrel of sacred unguent, this will ensure they are kept fresh and taint free until required!
Note: Bionic respiratory system highly recommended.
>"You can see here that the techpriest exits its steel cocoon fully developed"
Nature is beautiful.
I do forget that the big guy is a Ogryn and hideously strong
We must protect that innocent soul at all costs!
...Even if he could crush anything that got in his way
Yaaay! 100th!?! Congratulations, woop woop!
You know it is said that every time this comic pumps out a hundred strips, a techpriest is born...
Does this mean Lord Inquisitor David Attenborough is probably of the Ordos Xenos?
@artemi: Only War idea: Escorting Lord Inquisitor Attenborough of Ordos Xenos through Tyranid infested territory as he soothingly informs you about their nesting and mating rituals.
@peachpunk: I might watch that.
dafuq, how'd a Tech-priest get in there, also, dat face on Blutock
@ardent bolter: My guess is the other Tech Priests stuck him in there because he wouldn't accept the blue glowie stuff.
This is only tangentially related, but I just found this a minute ago and felt the need to bring attention to it.
Astra Militarum, so crude... Such a waste of valuable fuel.