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You can see here that the techpriest exits its steel cocoon fully developed

Mum, where do techpriests come from?

Mars, of course.

peachpunk
July 9th, 2017, 10:27 pm
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July 10th, 2017, 6:13 am

Do Adepta Sororitas come from Venus?

July 10th, 2017, 7:16 am

@Talancir:
Talon:And guardsmen come from Uranus! Huh huh huh.

July 10th, 2017, 9:59 am

@peachpunk: Guardsmen come from Schindelgeist IV

July 10th, 2017, 2:14 pm

@peachpunk: nonsense! Guardsmen come from Cadia- oh, umm...

RIP

July 10th, 2017, 2:49 pm

@Sarukin:
Talon: Hey, there's still Korolis, Solar Mariatus, Kalisus and that shit hole Prosan. And Kasr Holn! That's where I was trained. Cadia's more than Cadia Prime, yo. I take offence to that!

July 10th, 2017, 5:43 pm

@peachpunk: All are men are created equality, except mutants and psykers.

Also Congrats on the 100th post

July 10th, 2017, 11:54 pm

@LordOfWar867: "Such is life on Volg."

July 11th, 2017, 6:12 pm

@Señor Turtle: Amen to that.

July 14th, 2017, 11:10 pm

@peachpunk: Cadia was a S**t hole anyway. It was that way even before the first black crusade. If you ask Abaddon did us a favor. The Shock Troopers were kinda crap (excluding the 8th) when they weren't hiding behind their trenches and defensive guns. If they had sent in the Spiders we would have already killed Abaddon and have his head hanging from the barrels of one of our Russ's. All hail Spiders!!!

July 12th, 2017, 10:53 pm

@Sarukin: THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!

July 10th, 2017, 7:59 am

Jajajajajaja well, it will be a real merit if the techpriest has everything in its proper place

July 10th, 2017, 12:55 pm

Always make sure to store your backup Techpriest in a barrel of sacred unguent, this will ensure they are kept fresh and taint free until required!

Note: Bionic respiratory system highly recommended.

July 10th, 2017, 1:04 pm

>"You can see here that the techpriest exits its steel cocoon fully developed"

Nature is beautiful.

July 10th, 2017, 1:26 pm

I do forget that the big guy is a Ogryn and hideously strong

July 10th, 2017, 6:19 pm

We must protect that innocent soul at all costs!
...Even if he could crush anything that got in his way

July 11th, 2017, 12:55 am

GIVE BIRTH!!!

July 11th, 2017, 5:29 am

Yaaay! 100th!?! Congratulations, woop woop!

You know it is said that every time this comic pumps out a hundred strips, a techpriest is born...

July 12th, 2017, 4:47 pm

Does this mean Lord Inquisitor David Attenborough is probably of the Ordos Xenos?

July 12th, 2017, 5:05 pm

@artemi: Only War idea: Escorting Lord Inquisitor Attenborough of Ordos Xenos through Tyranid infested territory as he soothingly informs you about their nesting and mating rituals.

July 14th, 2017, 9:53 pm

@peachpunk: I might watch that.

July 13th, 2017, 2:03 pm

dafuq, how'd a Tech-priest get in there, also, dat face on Blutock

July 16th, 2017, 7:28 pm

@ardent bolter: My guess is the other Tech Priests stuck him in there because he wouldn't accept the blue glowie stuff.

July 15th, 2017, 1:36 am

This is only tangentially related, but I just found this a minute ago and felt the need to bring attention to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk

July 16th, 2017, 6:11 pm

Astra Militarum, so crude... Such a waste of valuable fuel.

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